anxiety from sudden boredom explosion!
where the eff is everyone today?

i mean really.

i just want a new phone.

i should just buy a new one.

screw you ladies.

and christmas.

except im broke.

luckyjake:

Thanksgiving Day with Janette!

awkward.
i just said:
oh hernt!
and then realized this was jake.

luckyjake:

Thanksgiving Day with Janette!

awkward.

i just said:

oh hernt!

and then realized this was jake.

im thankful for family
mostly my niece sophia (aka fofi)
and i would like to point out:
the ultra smile that was captured in this picture
melvin (brother) as a child top left
and
my baby picture along with middle school awkward picture middle left

im thankful for family

mostly my niece sophia (aka fofi)

and i would like to point out:

the ultra smile that was captured in this picture

melvin (brother) as a child top left

and

my baby picture along with middle school awkward picture middle left

--Tagged under: kthxgiving--

sitting with hayden (brothers dog) laying next to me

moments like these upset my life.

i want a puppy already!

HOGAW!

circlejerk:

a friend of mine. reblog him if you think he’s hot.

circlejerk:

a friend of mine. reblog him if you think he’s hot.

at one point i was really good at saying clever things on here.
OKAY, either there are rats on my roof who trying to enter my room and kill me, or Zac Efron is trying to be cute and is climbing on my roof to surprise me and then fuck me.

(via jawncharles)

fuckyeahnatalieportman:

Natty and Jakey and Tobey.

dead.

fuckyeahnatalieportman:

Natty and Jakey and Tobey.

dead.

I'm home!

(via vladimirblue)

me as well!

robgonemild:

(via salopette)
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noris512:

avocadosalad:

True Affection- The Blow

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn’t wanna see
Wanted you nearer

And true affection floats
True affections sinks like a stone
I never felt so close
I never felt so all alone
purplelensg:

(via heavyhearts)

sam!
Creeper alert!

luckyjake:

When I work at EPCOT, my coordinator is a really “nice” guy who always makes sure to tell me:

1. He is so blessed that I’m there.

2. I have very pretty eyes.

3. I am so adorable/pretty (it varies).

4. Random words in Spanish that I do not understand, but I’m sure I can guess at.

5. I look Italian (his favorite).

6. I am delicious.

7. He would put me in a black bag and take me to his house.

Red flags anyone?

To complete this wonderful list of things, he also gives me a crazy “I want you” smile and takes random pictures of me because “I’m one of his favorites”…

Yeah…

@ #4.

is it: tu culo es increíble, me gustaría a montar

if so, you should file for sexual harassment

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